The reason how it goes...

Michigan

2011-04-15T08:29:00.000-07:00

I'm back in Michigan!

Awesome!

Good things

2011-03-25T21:49:00.000-07:00

Subway cookies are so good. All of them are. If I were voting for best Utility Sports Vehicle I would pick macadamia nut.
YEAH BOY!
Also have you noticed that hotdogs are better with mac & cheese?
Some kinda good right?
I hate when my wife has to work at night.
Also I need to lose weight. Baby Elephant.

2011-03-18T22:49:00.001-07:00

I'm going to get better at haiku, no matter how many unicorns I have to kill.

Here is a Haiku

2011-03-18T22:44:00.000-07:00

Netflix
Instant view is great
With all this great stuff to watch
My playstation 3
god

Being a student

2011-03-14T23:22:00.000-07:00

Back to this and that...
Hopefully my student aid goes through.

I really need to take some time and think about what I'm writing. jeeeeeeeez

Nudibranch

2011-03-12T21:24:00.000-08:00

Is my favorite member of the taxonomic clade of gastropod mollusks.

Things I'm going to miss....?

2011-03-10T10:36:00.000-08:00

Lesley and I are moving back to Michigan at the end of April. Though we had initially planned on staying in Arizona for at least a couple years. However, once we moved down here we realized a few truths. The most significant one being that we hate it here.
Though there are a few things I will miss when we move back to the Great Lake State...
1. Over aboundance of Chick-fil-a. The poly sauce is out of control, and that spicy chicken has no business being so delicious.
2. Working at a record store is awesome.
3. The mild winter, because I can bitch and moan about the heat all I want, but I don't have to scrape it off my car.
4. Being able to bike everywhere. Sure I can do this in Michigan (I intend to) but there are significantly more hills in Michigan. On a five mile bike ride to work I pass a single hill, and its man made.
5. The outdoor shopping centers, you can't pull this off anywhere else.
6. That's really about it.

AWWWJEEEZ

2011-03-09T19:37:00.000-08:00

While living in Arizona with my beautiful wife, I have noticed a few things.
1. people here drive slow here. really slow. In Michigan if the speed limit is posted at 40, most people are going between 45-50, yes even the cops. However, in Arizona if the speed limit is 40 they drive somewhere between 35-39. The craziest part is that people are ALWAYS telling how fast people are driving. This is bullshit.
2. I HATE BEING HOT. I think 80 is too hot, I'm constantly sweating my ass off.
3. I...need more time to think...

Known Truths

2011-03-07T20:58:00.000-08:00

Kanye West is the best rapper right now.
Tom Gabel is still awesome.
Macaroni and cheese is always better with hot dogs.
You can't wake up before 9am without taking at least one poop.
I can eat a whole jar a pickles.
When working customer service, handle every customer with "baby gloves."
When Nova Science is on, I can change the channel.
I'm going to say poop one more time in this blog.
poop.
You're not a true artist until you've alienated your fans.

Michigan

2011-03-06T22:03:00.000-08:00

Its funny how much pride you have for a place once you don't live there anymore. I can't wait to have some yesterdog, dogpit, or ritz coney

more time

2011-03-04T11:06:00.001-08:00

once i get enough time to sit down and write something...

One post everyday

2011-03-02T19:10:00.001-08:00

I started a blog thinking i wanted to be one of those guy that writes something awesome every month. (by posting only once a month)
I've instead chosen to go the "quantity over quality" route.
Thing of me as the lil wayne of blogging. Sure not everything will be good, BUT THERE'S SO MUCH OF IT!!!!

arizona

2011-03-01T22:59:00.000-08:00

Its so hot here, even when people say its cold.
I've decided I'm going to write something once a day. Even if its only what I'm watching on netflix. (Good Will Hunting)
stay fly internet

moving soon

2010-02-08T19:58:00.000-08:00

well by soon I mean this fall.

I always think I have an awesome idea for a blog, but in the end its just a lot of disappointment...

Sometimes at work I notice a customer with their hands full. So naturally i offer them a cart. Sometimes they take one, but other times...other times...they laugh and say "oh no then i would buy more things." To which I laugh and die a little inside.
If the only thing that stops you from buying a bunch of shit that you don't need is the inability to carry it, than you are an idiot.

I SUCK AT SPELLING!!!!

bleep blorp.

also I'm crazy in love.
Lesley is so awesome!

don't be silly

2010-01-21T20:11:00.000-08:00

i cant think of anything...

this isn't my bed...but i wouldn't mind if it was...

Holy Moly

2010-01-19T18:50:00.000-08:00

My house is crazy!

apeshit!

So Lesley is taking me on this super awesome trip that was sort of a surprise. Its the Rock and Roll history museum! and we are staying HERE

She the coolest person I know. I love her.

i'm to tired to think of anything

2010-01-14T21:26:00.000-08:00

but i'm to awake to go to sleep.

i love you

not a joke at all

2010-01-14T21:17:00.000-08:00

this is what i have been waiting for.

Le Sad

2010-01-05T14:41:00.000-08:00

I've been wanting to start a Vlog for some time now. I think this is because I'm completely full of myself.

Speaking of phone books, the last time I used one was to demonstrate the fact that i could rip one in half. I failed.

I know what just happened.

2010-01-03T21:05:00.000-08:00

Just because you're in the candle department doesn't mean you can fart...

now people think I did it...

...ass

Blogging Molly

2010-01-03T21:00:00.000-08:00

I am in love with Lesley DeLange!!!
Seriously no joke! I love this girl! A whole bunch!

I can never think of a title...

2009-12-26T20:23:00.000-08:00

I think this post is going to be a recap of 2009....well some of it. 3 things... work, school, and friends.

WORK! - I was working someplace "real." By real, I mean an office building with a coffee pot and my own desk. However, given the bitchin' economy, among other things, I was laid off. After "job searching" (aka. not looking for a job for 2.5 months) I finally ran out of money. This caused me to panic and go back to the retail store I had quit to get my "real job." Now its like I never left. Which is a little odd, I feel like i have been working there fooorrrreeevvveeerrr. I don't have any actual problem with it, but a scene change would be nice.

SCHOOL - This year was also the year I decided that I don't want to study music anymore. I love music, more than just about anything...but I felt like it was becoming trivial. Now I don't have a clue what I'm going to school for. Though, I did find out that since 2008 i have had enough credits to graduate. All I needed was a science lab. Which makes me feel like an ass that loves spending money...Now I'm freaking out because I have no idea what to do. I'll probably move out of state. Go on some soul searching adventure of sorts.

FRIENDS - suck!
I kid. I actually met a lot of awesome people this year. One of which happened to be involved in the most successful blind date I have ever been on. She is so cool.

Shit! this is longer than i wanted it to be. More on friends later.
I promise! I know i say "I'll blog more" a lot, but this time I mean it.

I still don't proof read

2009-07-26T21:42:00.001-07:00

I literally forgot about this.
Well lets get right to the point....

I have a new job, that's an old job.
I would elaborate...actually no i wouldn't.

sads

2009-04-02T20:35:00.000-07:00

I HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT!!!

I'm going to see "Watchmen" tonight...

2009-03-05T13:00:00.000-08:00

but this post isn't about that.

This post is about things that would be awesome.

5 things to be specific.

1. Every time you went to open a cupboard or a drawer a bunch of these fuckers jumped up to say hello.

SURPRISE PUPPY!!!!

2. If I was sponsored by Squeezits.
DELICIOUS!!!!

3. If I was THE musician for a late night talk show.
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SAY HERE!!!!

4. If I was a Jedi.
BIJJHEEEWWWW!!!! KAK! KAK! WUM WUUM!!!!

5. If I had a every friday Ben Stiller, Ben Affleck, Bradley Cooper, and I all got together and played Super Smash Bros. or Halo 3.
IRRELEVANT!!!!

Hey man, Donald is a sick MC

2009-02-24T06:35:00.000-08:00

I know its been a while...

2009-02-12T06:29:00.000-08:00

Here is something to think about until I have more time for a more thought out post.

Name one thing that would be cooler than being a Jedi.

Just one.

Can't do it?

It's alright, no one can.

Super Bowl Commercials

2009-02-02T11:06:00.000-08:00

*Note* this will have little to do with the actual super bowl commercials

However, I would like to point out how awesome a lot of movie trailers were. (Transformers 2, GI Joe, Up, Year One, Land of the Lost, etc...)

A lot of good commercials this year. I suppose if you wanted to, you could check them out here.

Okay, on to what I really started this for. People keep sending me this silly survey thing so I figured it was time to fill it out.

I think we all know the drill. This 25 thing has been going around. Here it is...

1. I bought 100 Chick McNuggets last night. My intestines are rarely this upset with me.

2. When I see someone I know, but don't know how I should address them, I do this weird kind of robot thing.

3. I like buying things. Especially if its something I don't need.

4. My perfect day? In a huge open field with 200 puppies of assorted breeds. Awwbuggabugga

5. I wish the human body wasn't so taboo.

6. I make up songs about the stuff happening around me.

7. At some point in my life I want to be able to "get up and go" without any idea of where I might go.

8. I watch a lot of cartoons.

9. I play a lot of video games.

10. Sometimes I act like a 5th grader.

(meh...I'll finish this later...)

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Why didn't anyone tell me???

2009-01-30T11:16:00.000-08:00

I hope this turns out sweet

T-T-T-T-TIME MACHINE!!!!!!

2009-01-15T19:06:00.000-08:00

When I was going through old journals I found this little piece of magic.

Try and imagine a bucket full of thoughts, thoughts by many different individuals. These ideas stay intact pretty well, but it is not unheard of for these ideas to mix word order around and become what some refer to as "grammatically incorrect." This bucket also happens to have numerous amounts of spelling errors floating around the bottom. Now imagine trying to fish out these ideas one-by-one and place them in a neat organized order on a huge piece of paper.

You following me so far?

As you are carefully picking out these ideas, you realize that it isn't safe to pick out these words so close to the huge piece of paper.

*(Much like a bowl of "Lucky Charms" you want to separate the marshmallows from the rest of the cereal, or in this case the really awesome ideas from the spelling and grammatical errors. You carefully eat all the "non-marshmallows" first so you can really enjoy the good stuff. Its all going well until that one fateful bite, the bite in which one of those marshmallow bastards has stuck itself to the bottom of your spoon. This causes you to fill up with rage and then sends you into a deep depression, knowing that your hard work has gone to waste. You give up and just eat the bowl like every "normal" (ie. Uneducated) person would.)*

So you pick up your bucket to move away from the paper, only to stub your toe on the bench you were sitting on. This causes you to spew profanities and grab your foot in agony. In doing do you drop the bucket and spill the words all over the paper.

Your careless "I don't need to look where I'm walking" attitude has caused the words to fall into a combination so incoherent, and dare I say vile, that the interpreter of this paper will have to shield their eyes as to not have the boiled out.

What kind of man could be so apathetic to the well being of another persons life that they would knowing write something like this? Who would do this? Is there no justice?

You try and explain that it was just a mistake, a mistake the you will never make again. You were just careless, and maybe a little rushed but your sorry. You are truly sorry. Its too late, fool, the damage is done. You, and you alone, will have to live with what you have brought into this world, because no one will share such a burden...

...That is how my train of thought works...

Hollywood Kid

2009-01-12T12:50:00.000-08:00

Lets talk about "Watchmen."

I know its been a while, so lets start off with something we can all relate to.

Here are some reason why you might not have heard of the graphic novel/movie "Watchmen"

You have only recently left the comforts of the family of wolves that helped raise you.
After a 50 year stint in a fallout shelter you have finally decided to come out to "scope out the damage."
During the summer of 1985 you became separated from the rest of your Boy/Girl Scout camp and found, thanks to urban sprawl, that the tree you have been living in is now in someone's backyard.
You are willfully ignorant of your surroundings and whenever someone tries to socialize, you emit a high pitched squeal and run away.

Other than these options, I can't think of many reason why you haven't heard of this awesome graphic novel/movie.

The reason I bring this up, is because of the current legal battle between Warner and Fox. Here, go ahead and read this.

Seriously read it, its a pretty good article.

Now here is my two cents on the subject. Fox dropped the ball. They missed the chance to make a movie that could have been great. Warner has put both time and money into this project that apparently Fox cared nothing about.

At the moment Fox is coming off like the estranged parents that just happen to show up in lives of celebrities once they (the parents) realize their spawn has become famous.

I don't give a shit about the legal matters, this is a simple matter of right and wrong. Fox wants money for something that they have never had anything to do with. Other than the fact that they "own" the rights. Which is ridiculous.

Now, here is a completely over simplified analogy that, I believe, gets the point across.

Lets say I have a really great chili recipe. I bring it over to a friend's house and they love it. They love it so much that they want to have the recipe. I'm like sure give me 5 dollars and I'll give you the recipe (I charge my friend because I am a dick). A couple years later my friend attempts to make the chili for a New Years party, but gives up and makes some chip dip instead. Then 20 years later I am at another friend's house. This friend is having a party, and I'm all like "Hey bro, you should make this chili." So they make this chili and its fucking awesome. People love it, hes getting high fives and invites to other parties. Hell, he even gets laid. Then my other friend hears about this party and is all like "Hey! wait that was my chili! Give me high fives!" (of course he doesn't ask to get laid because he works for Fox and thinks sex is a sin)

Don't take this as me bashing Fox. I don't hate them. They have made some of the greatest movies I have ever seen. Ever. They are a very talented studio, but the head honchos over there are filled with greed. They obviously wanted nothing to do with this movie until they thought it would make them money.

I hope the judge can see this, because I need to see this movie. You got me?
I know I'm just one person and my impact financially on fox would almost be nonexistent, but if Fox keeps this movie from playing I will refuse to see any movie or television show by 20th Century Fox. Ever.

Please don't do this to me Fox. I really want to see the Wolverine movie.

Just find it in your hearts to not be such ass holes. Please.

OK, I think I got it...

2008-11-24T09:00:00.000-08:00

I never know what to write about when I actually go to write something. I normally have something on my mind, but it never turns out the way I would like.

While I was sitting here thinking of what to write I started talking to one of my friends, and the ENTIRE conversation was about things that irritate me. That's when I realized that the conversation was done way before I was finished.

So for the most part this site will be dedicated to things I hate.

But I have nothing right now...so PEACE

I see, I see, complacency

2008-11-19T11:25:00.000-08:00

I HAVE A LOT TO SAY ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!!

...more on this later...

Are you alright? You seem upset.

2008-11-17T06:23:00.000-08:00

Ultimately I am (or at least try to be) a pacifist.
I don't understand violence any more than I understand other people.
Its funny, because misunderstanding or ignorance has a lot of potential to lead to hate and violence. In fact I can say without any hesitation that every violent act in the history of humankind has been a result of misunderstanding or ignorance.

If you can prove me wrong...well you won't...you can't.

Which brings me to some important issues, that as of now, are not directly related to ignorance induced violence. Though they have been in the past.
Two big things on everyone's "Hot List" regardless of what position you have on them.
That's right you guessed it!
Abortion and Gay rights*.

*i use "gay" as an "umbrella" word because writing "Gay, Lesbian, Transsexual, Bisexual etc rights" takes up too much time and space. I won't actually get to this issue on this post. But I WILL get to it.

Let me first talk about abortion.
This seems to be the topic that EVERYONE has an opinion about. Having an opinion is alright because there is a good chance that if you have an opinion on something it means you have thought about it at some point. Unfortunately this isn't always the case. You see, the majority of people who have opinions on the matter really haven't actually thought about this that much. Yet they are still very vocal, even physical, about their opinion.
You would not believe how many "group invitations" I get on facebook regarding abortion. Yet I almost always get these from guys. This is completely beyond my cognitive grasp.
Why in the fuck do/should men have so much say in this matter.
I myself am a male, and am completely Pro Choice. Do you know why I am Pro Choice? I am because I will NEVER be able to become pregnant. As a male you should only have one logical opinion and that is pro choice, because you will never be pregnant. EVER! If you are a male and are opposed to abortion then you should just shut the fuck up.
Sure if I was dating someone, was married, or in some form of relationship (lets say married for arguments sake) and we had been trying to have a child for a long time, and then my wife got pregnant, and to our knowledge the child would be perfectly healthy and would not cause her any harm, but had an abortion. I would be pretty upset, maybe even get a divorce. That is more because of the deception and not the abortion itself.

What blows my mind even more than men against abortion. Is people who commit violent acts to stop abortion. This blows my fucking mind. I have no idea what is going through their head. The fact that these people claim to be "Pro Life" and still commit such violent acts is beyond me. It also seems pretty funny to me that most people who claim to be "Pro Life" are also advocates of the death penalty. I just don't understand.

I walked away from this for a while, and kind of lost my overall "train of thought."
So I am unable to come up with a proper conclusion.
So....uhh....I think....I...errr....What Mom? Ok, I'll be right there!

Ancient History

2008-11-14T11:38:00.000-08:00

I wrote this a while ago, but I thought it would better describe me as a person. Its just a short list of things I like.

1. Any movie by Wes Anderson <--If you don't love his movies your wrong

2. NPR <--Other than this i HATE the radio

3. Live Theatre <--My spell check says this is wrong...but its not

4. Arrested Development <--This is the funniest show i have ever seen in my entire life

5. I enjoy listening to noise rock <--I dont know if i like it because i like it, or because no one else likes it

6. I love shows <--A show is like a concert but with small bands in a small venue, oh and they are better.

7. The Divine Comedy <--A super long poem that isn't funny, you wouldn't get it

8. Hating on anything that other people like <--It's not that hard actually

9. Indie movies <--Garden State is the best movie ever made

10. Super long movies <--Lord of the Rings is the best movie ever made

11. René Magritte <--This is not a pipe

12. Indie bands <--the only thing i love more than talking to people who know about my secret band is...

13. Talking to people that are also super into indie music and don't know my secret band <--I'm that guy

14. Jude's Barber Shop <--Kevin McGladdery is right about everything

15. I rarely play video games where the main character's name can't be changed to my name <--Thats lame

16. Playing my guitar for hours without playing anything people recognize <--they are called sound shapes bro

17. Anything by Apple <--I swear to god Steve Jobs could dump in a coffee can and call it iCoffee and i would drink that shit everyday

18. Knowing more about something <--Anything at all

19. Being faux arrogant <--People literally don't get this

20. Tight clothes <--Your excessively loose clothes make you look like a shower pocket

I really enjoy making lists. The main reason is that they take up a bunch of space, without saying a lot.

Jobs

2008-11-10T08:01:00.000-08:00

I have pretty high anxiety levels. I usually want to yell at people about how awful and uncultured they are. This never really happens considering I become very uncomfortable while dealing with confrontation. My fear of confrontation normally leads to "flanking" a lot of my problems instead of coming at them head on. I bombard them with an assortment of four letter words. Though these normally come as soft whispers, it usually gets the job done.

Honestly I started writing this yesterday, but had to leave for one reason or another, and I have NO idea where I was going with it.

......

Well then...

2008-11-07T06:02:00.000-08:00

Dear individual who stumbled onto this site by mistake,

I apologize for the lack of updates during the past couple days. You see I misplaced the note book in which I keep all my blog ideas. Frankly, I am terrified of improvising an entry, because it might end up like my high school book report on "1984" by George Orwell and not Van Halen. Yet humans rarely learn from their mistakes, it seems, because here I sit thinking only as fast as I can type.

So here, to fill space, is a synopsis on what has been going on in my world during the past couple days.

Tuesday-Awesome!!!

Wednesday-Played Fallout 3 a bunch. Seriously this game kicks so much ass. If you don't have it get it. If you already have it buy it for someone else. My grandma is going to be so stoked when she opens her christmas present.

Thursday-Heavily debated irrelevant issues, with some ignorant jackass.

Friday-That's today. I don't have a lot to say as of right now. I think I finally decided on a direction for this site, but more on that later.

On that note I have a lot of work to do, those super mutants won't kill themselves.
-HS

You should know

2008-11-03T10:40:00.000-08:00

Its been about an hour sense I opened this page with the intention of writing something with substance. In truth, I have nothing. So I guess I will give you a to-do list. Not for you, but for me.

These are ten things I hope to accomplish within 2009. (I know I still have 2 months but I tend to procrastinate)

1. Get into a romantic relationship with someone that I don't hate.

2. Pass all of my classes, with good grades.

3. Stop putting stuff off until the last minute.

4. Finish "House of Leaves" (I started this book for-fucking ever ago).

5. Visit a place I have never been to.

6. Join/Start a band.

7. Don't sweat the small stuff (This mainly applies to driving and how much I hate people who
do it...other than myself).

8. Go an entire day using only quotes from "Jurassic Park" in my conversations.

9. Keep a blog going for more than one week.

10. Stop buying shit I don't need.