Monday, March 7, 2011

Known Truths

Kanye West is the best rapper right now.
Tom Gabel is still awesome.
Macaroni and cheese is always better with hot dogs.
You can't wake up before 9am without taking at least one poop.
I can eat a whole jar a pickles.
When working customer service, handle every customer with "baby gloves."
When Nova Science is on, I can change the channel.
I'm going to say poop one more time in this blog.
poop.
You're not a true artist until you've alienated your fans.

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