AWWWJEEEZ

While living in Arizona with my beautiful wife, I have noticed a few things.
1. people here drive slow here. really slow. In Michigan if the speed limit is posted at 40, most people are going between 45-50, yes even the cops. However, in Arizona if the speed limit is 40 they drive somewhere between 35-39. The craziest part is that people are ALWAYS telling how fast people are driving. This is bullshit.
2. I HATE BEING HOT. I think 80 is too hot, I'm constantly sweating my ass off.
3. I...need more time to think...