This post is about things that would be awesome.
5 things to be specific.
1. Every time you went to open a cupboard or a drawer a bunch of these fuckers jumped up to say hello.
SURPRISE PUPPY!!!!2. If I was sponsored by Squeezits.
DELICIOUS!!!!3. If I was THE musician for a late night talk show.
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SAY HERE!!!!4. If I was a Jedi.
BIJJHEEEWWWW!!!! KAK! KAK! WUM WUUM!!!!5. If I had a every friday Ben Stiller, Ben Affleck, Bradley Cooper, and I all got together and played Super Smash Bros. or Halo 3.
IRRELEVANT!!!!
