I'm going to see "Watchmen" tonight...

but this post isn't about that.

This post is about things that would be awesome.

5 things to be specific.


1. Every time you went to open a cupboard or a drawer a bunch of these fuckers jumped up to say hello.

SURPRISE PUPPY!!!!



2. If I was sponsored by Squeezits.
DELICIOUS!!!!



3. If I was THE musician for a late night talk show.
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SAY HERE!!!!



4. If I was a Jedi.
BIJJHEEEWWWW!!!! KAK! KAK! WUM WUUM!!!!




5. If I had a every friday Ben Stiller, Ben Affleck, Bradley Cooper, and I all got together and played Super Smash Bros. or Halo 3.
IRRELEVANT!!!!