I can never think of a title...

I think this post is going to be a recap of 2009....well some of it. 3 things... work, school, and friends.

WORK! - I was working someplace "real." By real, I mean an office building with a coffee pot and my own desk. However, given the bitchin' economy, among other things, I was laid off. After "job searching" (aka. not looking for a job for 2.5 months) I finally ran out of money. This caused me to panic and go back to the retail store I had quit to get my "real job." Now its like I never left. Which is a little odd, I feel like i have been working there fooorrrreeevvveeerrr. I don't have any actual problem with it, but a scene change would be nice.

SCHOOL - This year was also the year I decided that I don't want to study music anymore. I love music, more than just about anything...but I felt like it was becoming trivial. Now I don't have a clue what I'm going to school for. Though, I did find out that since 2008 i have had enough credits to graduate. All I needed was a science lab. Which makes me feel like an ass that loves spending money...Now I'm freaking out because I have no idea what to do. I'll probably move out of state. Go on some soul searching adventure of sorts.

FRIENDS - suck!
I kid. I actually met a lot of awesome people this year. One of which happened to be involved in the most successful blind date I have ever been on. She is so cool.

Shit! this is longer than i wanted it to be. More on friends later.
I promise! I know i say "I'll blog more" a lot, but this time I mean it.

I still don't proof read

I literally forgot about this.
Well lets get right to the point....

I have a new job, that's an old job.
I would elaborate...actually no i wouldn't.

sads

I HAVE NOTHING TO WRITE ABOUT!!!

I'm going to see "Watchmen" tonight...

but this post isn't about that.

This post is about things that would be awesome.

5 things to be specific.


1. Every time you went to open a cupboard or a drawer a bunch of these fuckers jumped up to say hello.

SURPRISE PUPPY!!!!



2. If I was sponsored by Squeezits.
DELICIOUS!!!!



3. If I was THE musician for a late night talk show.
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT TO SAY HERE!!!!



4. If I was a Jedi.
BIJJHEEEWWWW!!!! KAK! KAK! WUM WUUM!!!!




5. If I had a every friday Ben Stiller, Ben Affleck, Bradley Cooper, and I all got together and played Super Smash Bros. or Halo 3.
IRRELEVANT!!!!

Hey man, Donald is a sick MC

I know its been a while...

Here is something to think about until I have more time for a more thought out post.

Name one thing that would be cooler than being a Jedi.

Just one.

Can't do it?

It's alright, no one can.

Super Bowl Commercials

*Note* this will have little to do with the actual super bowl commercials

However, I would like to point out how awesome a lot of movie trailers were. (Transformers 2, GI Joe, Up, Year One, Land of the Lost, etc...)

A lot of good commercials this year. I suppose if you wanted to, you could check them out here.

Okay, on to what I really started this for. People keep sending me this silly survey thing so I figured it was time to fill it out.

I think we all know the drill. This 25 thing has been going around. Here it is...


1. I bought 100 Chick McNuggets last night. My intestines are rarely this upset with me.

2. When I see someone I know, but don't know how I should address them, I do this weird kind of robot thing.

3. I like buying things. Especially if its something I don't need.

4. My perfect day? In a huge open field with 200 puppies of assorted breeds. Awwbuggabugga

5. I wish the human body wasn't so taboo.

6. I make up songs about the stuff happening around me.

7. At some point in my life I want to be able to "get up and go" without any idea of where I might go.

8. I watch a lot of cartoons.

9. I play a lot of video games.

10. Sometimes I act like a 5th grader.

(meh...I'll finish this later...)

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Why didn't anyone tell me???

I hope this turns out sweet

T-T-T-T-TIME MACHINE!!!!!!

When I was going through old journals I found this little piece of magic.







Try and imagine a bucket full of thoughts, thoughts by many different individuals. These ideas stay intact pretty well, but it is not unheard of for these ideas to mix word order around and become what some refer to as "grammatically incorrect." This bucket also happens to have numerous amounts of spelling errors floating around the bottom. Now imagine trying to fish out these ideas one-by-one and place them in a neat organized order on a huge piece of paper.

You following me so far?

As you are carefully picking out these ideas, you realize that it isn't safe to pick out these words so close to the huge piece of paper.

*(Much like a bowl of "Lucky Charms" you want to separate the marshmallows from the rest of the cereal, or in this case the really awesome ideas from the spelling and grammatical errors. You carefully eat all the "non-marshmallows" first so you can really enjoy the good stuff. Its all going well until that one fateful bite, the bite in which one of those marshmallow bastards has stuck itself to the bottom of your spoon. This causes you to fill up with rage and then sends you into a deep depression, knowing that your hard work has gone to waste. You give up and just eat the bowl like every "normal" (ie. Uneducated) person would.)*

So you pick up your bucket to move away from the paper, only to stub your toe on the bench you were sitting on. This causes you to spew profanities and grab your foot in agony. In doing do you drop the bucket and spill the words all over the paper.

Your careless "I don't need to look where I'm walking" attitude has caused the words to fall into a combination so incoherent, and dare I say vile, that the interpreter of this paper will have to shield their eyes as to not have the boiled out.

What kind of man could be so apathetic to the well being of another persons life that they would knowing write something like this? Who would do this? Is there no justice?

You try and explain that it was just a mistake, a mistake the you will never make again. You were just careless, and maybe a little rushed but your sorry. You are truly sorry. Its too late, fool, the damage is done. You, and you alone, will have to live with what you have brought into this world, because no one will share such a burden...

...That is how my train of thought works...

Hollywood Kid

Lets talk about "Watchmen."

I know its been a while, so lets start off with something we can all relate to.

Here are some reason why you might not have heard of the graphic novel/movie "Watchmen"

1. You have only recently left the comforts of the family of wolves that helped raise you.
2. After a 50 year stint in a fallout shelter you have finally decided to come out to "scope out the damage."
3. During the summer of 1985 you became separated from the rest of your Boy/Girl Scout camp and found, thanks to urban sprawl, that the tree you have been living in is now in someone's backyard.
4. You are willfully ignorant of your surroundings and whenever someone tries to socialize, you emit a high pitched squeal and run away.

Other than these options, I can't think of many reason why you haven't heard of this awesome graphic novel/movie.

The reason I bring this up, is because of the current legal battle between Warner and Fox. Here, go ahead and read this.

Seriously read it, its a pretty good article.

Now here is my two cents on the subject. Fox dropped the ball. They missed the chance to make a movie that could have been great. Warner has put both time and money into this project that apparently Fox cared nothing about.

At the moment Fox is coming off like the estranged parents that just happen to show up in lives of celebrities once they (the parents) realize their spawn has become famous.

I don't give a shit about the legal matters, this is a simple matter of right and wrong. Fox wants money for something that they have never had anything to do with. Other than the fact that they "own" the rights. Which is ridiculous.

Now, here is a completely over simplified analogy that, I believe, gets the point across.

Lets say I have a really great chili recipe. I bring it over to a friend's house and they love it. They love it so much that they want to have the recipe. I'm like sure give me 5 dollars and I'll give you the recipe (I charge my friend because I am a dick). A couple years later my friend attempts to make the chili for a New Years party, but gives up and makes some chip dip instead. Then 20 years later I am at another friend's house. This friend is having a party, and I'm all like "Hey bro, you should make this chili." So they make this chili and its fucking awesome. People love it, hes getting high fives and invites to other parties. Hell, he even gets laid. Then my other friend hears about this party and is all like "Hey! wait that was my chili! Give me high fives!" (of course he doesn't ask to get laid because he works for Fox and thinks sex is a sin)

Don't take this as me bashing Fox. I don't hate them. They have made some of the greatest movies I have ever seen. Ever. They are a very talented studio, but the head honchos over there are filled with greed. They obviously wanted nothing to do with this movie until they thought it would make them money.

I hope the judge can see this, because I need to see this movie. You got me?
I know I'm just one person and my impact financially on fox would almost be nonexistent, but if Fox keeps this movie from playing I will refuse to see any movie or television show by 20th Century Fox. Ever.

Please don't do this to me Fox. I really want to see the Wolverine movie.

Just find it in your hearts to not be such ass holes. Please.