Ancient History

I wrote this a while ago, but I thought it would better describe me as a person. Its just a short list of things I like.

1. Any movie by Wes Anderson <--If you don't love his movies your wrong

2. NPR <--Other than this i HATE the radio

3. Live Theatre <--My spell check says this is wrong...but its not

4. Arrested Development <--This is the funniest show i have ever seen in my entire life

5. I enjoy listening to noise rock <--I dont know if i like it because i like it, or because no one else likes it

6. I love shows <--A show is like a concert but with small bands in a small venue, oh and they are better.

7. The Divine Comedy <--A super long poem that isn't funny, you wouldn't get it

8. Hating on anything that other people like <--It's not that hard actually

9. Indie movies <--Garden State is the best movie ever made

10. Super long movies <--Lord of the Rings is the best movie ever made

11. René Magritte <--This is not a pipe

12. Indie bands <--the only thing i love more than talking to people who know about my secret band is...

13. Talking to people that are also super into indie music and don't know my secret band <--I'm that guy

14. Jude's Barber Shop <--Kevin McGladdery is right about everything

15. I rarely play video games where the main character's name can't be changed to my name <--Thats lame

16. Playing my guitar for hours without playing anything people recognize <--they are called sound shapes bro

17. Anything by Apple <--I swear to god Steve Jobs could dump in a coffee can and call it iCoffee and i would drink that shit everyday

18. Knowing more about something <--Anything at all

19. Being faux arrogant <--People literally don't get this

20. Tight clothes <--Your excessively loose clothes make you look like a shower pocket



I really enjoy making lists. The main reason is that they take up a bunch of space, without saying a lot.